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Slow, but steady

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By R.
Yes, it's been a wholelotta monotony around Tukwila lately... we'd rather not bore our readers with - "went to Blue C" or "went to Taco Del Mar" day after day.

Some notable updates:
- The Taco Queen is still missing.
- DeDe has put in for a transfer to the U-Village Blue C, but apparently it's such a popular spot to work, she'll need to wait for someone to die before she can move.

B and I did go to the Jack Shack yesterday - I was craving tacos with girth. However, we sat on the dining side, rather than the bar side (aka: slut side) of the restaurant, so our server didn't mention girth, nor was he (emphasis on gender) dressed in a way that inspired us to think he works the late, late shift on Aurora. The dining side of Joey's is like any other eatery, it's when you go to the bar side that the atmosphere changes into something that resembles the movie set of Coyote Ugly.

I suppose we should spice it up a bit so we'll have something to write about. What we need are more suggestions. Is there a place in Tukwila that you've been wanting to try, but haven't? Send us there! Have you been to a place where the food is great, but the service/atmosphere/location is laughable? Tell us!

Having worked in Tukwila for the past 8 years, we're always looking for new haunts. If you know of a place that we should try out - let us know!

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Anonymous said…
What the Pho, What the Pho please oh please try out What the Pho. It's over in the Southcenter area near ceFiore. I haven't made it there yet but last week I saw people coming/going I think it's finally open. And what about lunch at ACME one day? I hear their sliders are down right decent. And please oh please try Bullwinkle's at the Family Fun Center. Yes for lunch. I suggest the Chicken Caesar Salad w/ the tasty breadstick. But I really think you should ride the Screamin' Swing before lunch. Key advice there, BEFORE Lunch. Don't ride the ride after lunch...bad idea. Would love to see video or hear B's take on the Screamin' Swing as well as the food.
January 27, 2009 at 6:33 PM
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