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Open Letter #1: Get Off the Stick!

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Dear World,

Unless you are at the Renaissance Festival, or on Survivor, it is not socially appropriate to eat meat directly off a stick. This means you.

Love,
J

Food (Mali Thai) 3/5
Good times 5/5
Birthday Cameras 5/5

Comments

KY said…
on the contrary, this is a very popular way to eat meat in this part of the world.

Malaysia. :)
August 27, 2008 at 8:59 AM
JTContinental said…
I'm aware of that, butI don't want to look at it at the mall in Tukwila. Scrape it off the stick, I say, and eat it with a fork!
August 27, 2008 at 4:16 PM
Anonymous said…
I agree with Ky. I'd rather see people eating off a stick than using both hands to shovel an oversized sub into their face.
August 29, 2008 at 7:51 AM
JTContinental said…
I don't want to see either one.
September 1, 2008 at 10:46 AM
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