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Come Back to Us, Taco Queen!

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So, J is out of the office today, so R and I were able to go to Taco Del Mar (TDM) for fish tacos. J is TDM phobic.

A few things caught our eye today.

1) The taco queen is missing. Our favorite (and most efficient) taco artist has not made an appearance during our last two visits. Perhaps the "taco queen in training" had her whacked with a Mondo Burrito or she died from an excessive cholesterol count.

2) Checkered black and white converse style high tops with a matching purse. No, B and R were not wearing this, however someone was- and she had a bodyguard to protect her in case there were comments.

3) The Psychic Paleontologist. After rubbing the sand decor on the food line the right way (B and R believe she thought the fish drawings in the sand were real fossils) she proceeded to have a psychic connection lunch with her lunch partner. Hello, Dionne Warwick...are you there? Intense eye contact and very little verbal talking. Plus, she was licking her burrito....I swear.



B's ratings:

Lunch 4/5

Good times 4/5
Missing the Taco Queen 5/5

Comments

thecobrasnose said…
I'm pretty sure burrito licking is illegal in 15 states. You should check to see if yours is one of them.
August 7, 2008 at 3:08 PM
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