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Phantom Fox on Assignment

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B ditched the regular group to have a team celebration lunch at the Cheesecake Factory.

The "new" J from the previous post (see I've Never Heard of a BJ's Before) got married and of course, my preferred way to celebrate anything is with food.......big food. Some memorable moments included: a pear and endive salad with no dressing (no wonder it was only 590 calories), sharing highly effective Supermarket Sweeps techniques (always go for the cheese, olive oil and baby formula and leave the tic-tacs) and learning why B would be a great Olympic diver (it's all about elevating the spring board to it's highest potential).

Will original J, R and B ever have lunch together again? Stay tuned.

Food: 4.5/5 (my sandwich had bacon, an automatic +1.0 bonus)
Good Times: 3.5/5
Thinking about having to wear an Olympic diving swimsuit 1/5

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