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Our latest addition

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You know we love nicknames at Tummy Tukwila (the only person we call by their real name is DeDe). I'm proud to introduce the latest addition to our nickname family....Pita Don Juan.

Pita Don Juan works at the Pita Pit (shocker) and likes to wear his official pita visor just barely cocked to the side and his official pita t-shirt one size too small. While R was struggling with the bathroom, I observed Pita Don Juan welcoming two Joeys-esque ladies into his eating establishment. Pita Don Juan has never welcomed R or I in the same hyper-friendly manner...go figure.

Watch out Frau, you've got some competition. Maybe Pita Don Juan can hook up with Taco Lolita...hmmmmmm...

Food: 4.5/5 Minus.5 for the ongoing lettuce issue.
Atmosphere: 4/5 The Frau was not wearing her African peace hat this visit.
Good Times: 3/5 Minus 2 for missing R's X rated bathroom visit.
Pita Don Juan's actual Don Juan appeal: 3/5 He's slightly above average.

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