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M. Dares Casino Food

Today, we have a special report from faithful (and intrepid) reader, M. on the Riverside Casino:

Today I rolled the dice and had lunch at the Riverside Casino. Thai Curry Chicken Fried Rice was highly recommended to me by someone....that I can only assume doesn't eat out much. I mean the guy raved about this dinner and I just don't get the hub-bub. But they do have pad thai and I'm a sucker for pad thai so I might actually venture back one day.

Their parking lot is packed lunch & dinner hours and I mean PACKED! I don't feel I have solved the mystery is it food or the card games?

On a positive note, the service was fast. You will not get a seat at the Baccarat table - that area is non-stop action from open to close, but the restaurant portion has plenty of open tables if you go before 1pm.

The place is open 24/7 and serves breakfast, lunch or dinner anytime. No website. The place does not smell like smoke - it had a recent remodel and is decent. And I have easily three portions of food for $10. Once I picked out the pineapple [The Power Womon and M. will not be dining together anytime soon] it was edible. Spicy, but edible. My lips are on fire; the photo of the shake at the Iceberg nearly drove me to Utah!


The Riverside Casino has Thai menu? Bizarre! Thanks for the report, M., and congratulations on making it out alive - T2 has avoided the place like swine flu - believing it to be the origins of the Green River Killer. I mean, this place looks like the perfect spot to sit around a baccarat table, eat fried rice and get obsessed about prostitutes. I'm just saying.

Wondering about a restaurant in Tukwila, but don't dare try it? Let us know by responding to this post, and we'll get you a review - one way or another.

Comments

Unknown said…
Ate there once and I would go back, it was suprisingly good and the service was amazing. I had mongolian beef and the hubby had the pad thai. It was 3 portions easily.
M. said…
Tummy Tukwila, your mission - should you choose to accept is to slather on the sunscreen, bust out the sunglasses and give us a Tummy Tukwila run-down of the best patio dining options in the area.
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M. said…
Tummy Tukwila - where are you? Are you starving in the compound? Have you all boycotted restaurants and are brown bagging it?

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