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Mariah in Tukwila

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B had lunch at Joey's with a colleague, MF (making her T2 debut) based on J's previous recommendation. The food was quite good, although a little pricy for lunch (especially in Tukwila). The highlight of the meal was the skinny fries; they are quite skinny and quite delicious.

The other items that were quite skinny (and here, skinny translates into microscopic) were the outfits on the female employees. When I first walked in I thought I was at a strip club and was waiting for dance poles to descend from the ceiling at any minute. I swear it looked like the official Joey's uniform for females was purchased at "Whores R Us". YIKES!

So if you've just been released from prison and haven't seen a woman in years, Joey's is your place. Be sure to bring plenty of one dollar bills.

Food: 3.5/5
Good Times: 4/5
A modicum of dignity and class 1/5

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R. said…
Insider kitchen news states that Joey's hires their female wait staff based on f-ability, and that employee "relations" are encouraged. Ew.
September 22, 2008 at 4:45 PM
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